Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!maytag!looking!funny-request Message-id: Date: Mon, 29 Oct 90 19:30:5 EST Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: jro@cs.exeter.ac.uk (Jonathan Rowe) Subject: What is 1 + 2 ? Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Keywords: chuckle (Heard this morning on Radio 4, the "Today" programme) Question: What is 1 + 2 ? Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions. Physicist: I won't tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for. Lawyer: It makes one and a half each. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need a reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead.