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From: sfn20715@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Steve "il-Manhous" Norton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Bush on persian gulf
Keywords: pun, smirk, topical
Message-ID: <S1c4.ca0@looking.on.ca>
Date: 12 Nov 90 08:20:10 GMT
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Picture of George Bush on left in 'speaking posture', words in bubble are:

"We SHELL no EXXONerate saddam hussein.  Our forces have MOBILized to protect
our interests in the persian GULF, and we seek an AMOCOable solution."
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