Path: utzoo!censor!geac!torsqnt!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!samsung!uakari.primate.wisc.edu!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: kerry@neptune.iex.com (Kerry Calvert) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: IRAQ ATTACK Keywords: topical, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 13 Nov 90 08:20:20 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 23 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: neptune.iex.com!kerry IRAQ ATTACK ----------- An Iraqui goes to the unemployment office and asks for help in locating a job. The counselor asked him what he did in Iraq, to which he replied, "I worked on a Milk Truck". The counselor said she had a number of posted openings for truck drivers, and it would be no problem to locate a position. The Iraqui replied, "But you do not understand, I didn't drive the trucks". "Well, then what did you do?" asked the counselor. "I was the tail gunner". -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Please use looking.on.ca and not just looking or looking.uucp.