Path: utzoo!attcan!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!mips!dimacs.rutgers.edu!aramis.rutgers.edu!athos.rutgers.edu!christian From: kaldis@remus.rutgers.edu Newsgroups: soc.religion.christian Subject: Re: Christian jokes Message-ID: Date: 12 Nov 90 01:54:50 GMT Sender: hedrick@athos.rutgers.edu Lines: 18 Approved: christian@aramis.rutgers.edu Old one: As the pastor was greeting the people as they were leaving church one Easter morning, one man said to him, "Reverend, you must really like flowers in this church." "Oh, why do you say that?" asked the pastor. "Because every time I come here, you either have lilies or poinsettas set up." -- Theodore A. Kaldis | "Perhaps we may +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- | frighten away email: kaldis@remus.rutgers.edu | the ghost of so UUCP: {...}!rutgers!remus.rutgers.edu!kaldis | many years ago U.S. Snail: [the P.O. box has gone away] | with a little ex-Ma Bell: (908) 283-4855 (voice) | illumination . . ." [the phone is soon to follow, as I will soon depart for California]