Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!usc!ucsd!pacbell.com!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: rjg@sialis.mn.org (Robert J. Granvin) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Marketroids run amuck Keywords: smirk, true, computer Message-ID: Date: 1 Dec 90 00:30:05 GMT Lines: 15 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca The Adaptec AHA-1540/42B SCSI controller installation guide boasts that the product has a: FIVE-YEAR LIMITED LIFE-TIME WARRANTY How's that again? By interpretation, it seems that Adaptec guarantees that if the product lasts five years, they will come out and break it for you. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.