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From: dwithers@ncratl.Atlanta.NCR.COM (Dave Witherspoon)
Newsgroups: comp.object
Subject: Re: Object-Oriented COBOL?
Summary: Heard this one a while ago...
Message-ID: <2579@ncratl.Atlanta.NCR.COM>
Date: 28 Nov 90 18:18:20 GMT
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Organization: NCR Engineering & Manufacturing Atlanta -- Atlanta, GA
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Seems that I heard not to long ago the following:

Q:  Did you hear that they've come up with Object-Oriented COBOL?
A:  Yep...the language is called "ADD 1 TO COBOL."

Ba-dum-dum.

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