Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!bionet!apple!sun-barr!lll-winken!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: eacj@theory.tn.cornell.edu (Julian Vrieslander) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Very funny, Mikhail. But keep your day job. Keywords: topical, smirk Message-ID: Date: 7 Dec 90 08:20:12 GMT Lines: 16 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Associated Press reported that Mikhail Gorbachev told the following joke to a gathering of journalists in the Kremlin lobby: They say that Mitterand has 100 lovers. One has AIDS but he doesn't know which one. Bush has 100 bodyguards. One is a terrorist, but he doesn't know which one. Gorbachev has 100 economic advisors. One is smart, but he doesn't know which one. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.