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From: dc@max.berkeley.edu (Dave Cottingham)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: But two out of three ain't bad...
Keywords: science, chuckle
Message-ID: <S1dc.6b44@looking.on.ca>
Date: 6 Dec 90 17:52:42 GMT
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Robert Parks reports in "What's New" (an American Physical Society newsletter)
that the following joke is circulating at the Cold Fusion Institute:

Q: Why do you never see neutrons, tritium, and heat all in the same experiment?

A: Nobody can make that many mistakes.

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