Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!usc!apple!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: boutell@freezer.it.udel.edu (Tom Boutell) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Hack Scoreboard I'd Like to See Keywords: funny, computer Message-ID: Date: 10 Dec 90 00:30:05 GMT Lines: 30 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca You reached the 98th place on the top 100 list. No Points Name Hp [max] 1 oo squared hacker-Tourist died on dungeon level 99. Hacked the source for an exponential score. - [Absurd] killed by floating point exception. 2 50000000 Stallone- Barbarian died on dungeon level 20. Tripped. - [500] 3 20938434 Rockefeller-Philanthropist died on dungeon - [100] (All Gold) level 10. Killed by socialist kobolds. 96 1988 Quayle-Republican died on dungeon level 1990. Sent by Bush to handle "the black dragon thing." - [Nil] 97 1950 Hapless- Freshman died on dungeon level 1. Killed by newt while stuck in "caps lock." - [10] 98 1900 You-Undergraduate quit on dungeon level 10. Remembered exam in fifteen minutes. 2.5 [4.0] 99 1500 Big_Mona-Valkyrie died on dungeon level 10. Surrounded by orcs while in the "porcelain throne room." - [200] 100 10 Wesley- Ensign died on bridge level 1. Killed by absolutely everybody. - [1] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.