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From: 443114%UOTTAWA@acadvm1.uottawa.ca (Eric Skinner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Ottawa Senators
Keywords: topical, chuckle
Message-ID: <S1e6.1e8e@looking.on.ca>
Date: 16 Dec 90 08:20:16 GMT
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Approved: funny@looking.on.ca

To congratulate Ottawa on winning an NHL franchise this week (to be
named the Ottawa Senators), Canadian Airlines ran the following in a
full-page ad in the Ottawa Citizen:

          For years, the Senators have been beating
          us over the head with taxes.

          Now they've got sticks.
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