Path: utzoo!attcan!looking!funny-request From: pearson@scarlatti.cs.colostate.edu (Kirk Pearson) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The Real Oscar Mayer Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: Date: 16 Dec 90 11:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 15 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: scarlatti.cs.colostate.edu!pearson My bologna has a first name, It's c-o-w cow. My bologna has a second name, It's l-i-p-s lips. Oh, I have to eat it every day, And if you ask me why I'll sayyyy... 'Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way Of getting by the FDA! {ed Just a joke, Oscar...} -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.