Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!sdd.hp.com!ucsd!pacbell.com!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: bill@twwells.com (T. William Wells) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: don't press that! Keywords: computer, smirk Message-ID: Date: 17 Dec 90 00:30:08 GMT Lines: 16 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Seen in a button catalog: "Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. Administrative note: From: Jay Maynard > "Reach out and grab someone." This was a quote from Charles Exler, CEO of NCR Corporation, in the December 10 issue of _Computerworld_, in the last-page news snippets column.