Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!olivea!apple!sun-barr!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: bull@udavxb.oca.udayton.edu Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: AT&T Acronym Keywords: topical, smirk Message-ID: Date: 24 Dec 90 08:20:09 GMT Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I heard this on WTUE, a radio station in Dayton, Ohio - the home of NCR. If the proposed merger between AT&T and NCR goes through, one possible acronym would be C.R.A.P. - Cash Registers And Phones. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.