Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!maytag!looking!funny-request Message-id: Date: Tue, 25 Dec 90 19:30:3 EST Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Subject: From the Cops Box Reply-Path: unicorn.wwu.edu!n8810182 From: n8810182@unicorn.wwu.edu (vickie hoover) Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Keywords: true, smirk This is from our university newpaper, The Western Front COPS BOX, 3-6-90Ths -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= A woman called police after discovering a dead cat in her front yard in the 2400 block of Ellis Street. The woman also reported her dog had been sick for a couple of days and suspected the dog may have consumed a poisonous substance, similar to that which she suspects led the cat to its terrible fate. The officers put the cat in a sack for the woman, so she could take it in for a autopsy. The dog, however, recovered from his illness and is doing fine, but the cat is still dead and results of its autopsy have not yet been reported to the police. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Well, I wonder if the cat is alive today? -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Do not use "looking.uucp" or just "looking." Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.