Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!lll-winken!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: tom@usblues.pa.dec.com (Tom Markson) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Don't ask too many questions Keywords: chuckle, sexual Message-ID: Date: 27 Dec 90 00:30:06 GMT Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I saw this one on the HA TV comedy network: I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" "Because I'm a prostitute." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.