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From: russ@valkyrie.ecn.uoknor.edu (RussNightfall Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: So much for the positronic brain...
Keywords: smirk, sexual
Message-ID: <S1fb.6432@looking.on.ca>
Date: 6 Jan 91 00:30:04 GMT
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Approved: funny@looking.on.ca


A little ST:TNG humor, Nightfall style (ie, it's original):

        You know, they make a big deal on STTNG about how human-like
Data (and, even moreso, Lore) are.  What I want to know is this: if
they're supposed to be human-like, why is it, that when you reach
between their legs, it turns them OFF?
--
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