Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!ria!looking!funny-request From: cherylm@lsid.hp.com (Cheryl Marks) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: A Beeper Story Keywords: true, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 7 Jan 91 00:30:05 GMT Lines: 15 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca A young boy and his mother were standing in a grocery store behind a large woman who wore a beeper on her belt. Suddenly, the beeper went off. The little boy cried, "Careful, Mommy -- she's backing up!" (told to me by Burt B -- our resident storyteller) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?