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From: gt1490d@prism.gatech.edu (JAZBUTIS,GINTAUTAS BRONIUS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: 3 congress jokes
Keywords: chuckle
Message-ID: <S1ff.30f9@looking.on.ca>
Date: 10 Jan 91 00:30:07 GMT
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1) Bumper Sticker:  Congress Happens

2) What do you give to a congressman who has everything?


            An investigation!

3) What is a congressman's favorite color?

            Plaid


  #1 heard on local radio--Brian Wilson, WGST 640 AM
  #2 heard from a friend
  #3 heard from same friend

I know, I put 3 items here, but they're so short.

               Gintas Jazbutis
               Georgia Tech
               GO JACKETS!!
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