Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!maytag!looking!funny-request Message-id: Date: Sat, 12 Jan 91 19:30:5 EST Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: alcmist@apple.com (Frederick Wamsley) Subject: Car ad you won't see on TV Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Keywords: pun, smirk JEAN PAUL SARTRE for Dodge Dartre In my journey to the end of the night, I must rely not only on the dialectical paths of reason. I must have a good solid automobile, one that eschews the futile trappings of worldly ennui and asks for only the most basic maintenance. My _Dodge Dartre_ offers me this basic solace, and as interior parts fall off I am struck by the realisation of their pointlessness. I may not know if the window is up or down. It is of no consequence. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need an auto-reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead.