Path: utzoo!attcan!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: chiyo@compulink.co.uk (Douglas Spencer) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Texas Stereotype, English wit Keywords: chuckle, regional stereotypes Message-ID: Date: 21 Jan 91 00:30:05 GMT Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca My first submission since the net.jokes days ... 1984 ? Please feel free to substitute your own stereotypes. An Englishman and a Texan are at lunch, in England. The Texan says "In Texas, we grow potatos eight inches across!" The Englishman says "In England, we grow them to fit English mouths." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. So many people use "joke" or "submission" like I was expecting something else?