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From: jonb@ingres.com (Jon Berger)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: One-liner, spiritual master, pun
Keywords: chuckle
Message-ID: <S20d.6d81@looking.on.ca>
Date: 24 Jan 91 00:30:09 GMT
Lines: 8
Approved: funny@looking.on.ca

The Dalai Lama walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one 
with everything."
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