Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rutgers!att!linac!pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!lll-winken!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: CMYERS@sctnve.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Bad idea Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: Date: 27 Jan 91 00:30:06 GMT Lines: 14 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca This was taken from the Gwinnett Daily News on 11/26/90: A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No you weren't!" the trooper said. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the waindow and said, 'Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Do not use "looking.uucp" or just "looking." Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.