Path: utzoo!attcan!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: evan@apollo.com (Evan Morton) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: last hope for peace Keywords: topical, original, smirk Message-ID: Date: 26 Jan 91 08:20:14 GMT Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca A top Mideast expert at a major American university pointed out that there is one final chance for a diplomatic solution to the Persian Gulf crisis that hasn't been tried. The United States must send a message to Saddam Hussein saying "Simon says get out of Kuwait." ----- ---- -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.