Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!swrinde!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: carson@mu.rice.edu (Q) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Domino's Delivers Keywords: topical, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 27 Jan 91 08:20:11 GMT Lines: 22 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca [I received this today from John Greiner (John.Greiner@GS2.SP.CS.CMU.EDU)] Rising D.C. Pizza Index indicates war WASHINGTON - The pizza index indicates military action is imminent in the gulf, a Domino's delivery official said today. Record numbers of late-night pizza deliveries have been made to the White House, Pentagon and State Department, said Frank Meeks, owner of several Washington-area Domino's outlets. Similar patterns came immediately before the invasions of Panama and Grenada, he said. The record for late-night deliveries to CIA headquarters came the night before Iraq invaded Kuwait last August, Meeks said. (from our local newspaper, who got it "from Star-Bulletin news services") -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.