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From: newsham@wiliki.eng.hawaii.edu (Timothy Newsham)
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Subject: Telecom Joke From _Reader's_Digest_
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X-Telecom-Digest: Volume 11, Issue 89, Message 8 of 8


I got a small chuckle from this joke I read in this month's
_Reader's_Digest_:

Department-Store automatic answering machine:

     "If you are calling to order or send money, press 5.
     "If you are calling to register a complaint, press 6459834822955392.
     "Have a good day."