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From: es1@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Ethan Solomita)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc
Subject: Commodore stock -- up another point to 15 7/8 as of 11:20
Message-ID: <1991Jan30.164903.24075@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu>
Date: 30 Jan 91 16:49:03 GMT
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	The subject line says it all. Volume after only 110
minutes of trading was 582,000, 3 times Commodore's normal volume
for the entire day. Just 6 months ago (or so) CBU stock was down
to 4. Congratulations to all those who bought back in the summer!
You've quadrupled your money in 6 months.
	-- Ethan


	How did the Computer Scientist die in the shower?

	He followed the instructions:
0) Lather
1) Rinse
2) Repeat

	He died of a heap-stack collision.