Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!swrinde!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: G.HARVEY1@genie.com Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Between Iraq and a hard place Keywords: topical, heard it, smirk Message-ID: Date: 7 Feb 91 08:20:09 GMT Lines: 14 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca A marine was in the infirmary with most of his bones broken. His Colonel went to see what happened. The marine said, "Our seargeant said we should yell to the Iraqi's that Saddam Hussein is an S.O.B. and when they stand up in anger we shoot em . Well, I did that. I yelled 'Saddam Hussein is an S.O.B.' and an Iraqi stood up and yelled 'George Bush is an S.O.B.'. While we were shaking hands a tank ran over us." (This was an updated Viet Nam era joke) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.