Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!ria!looking!funny-request From: dleigh@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com (Darren Leigh) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: A Pointed Warning Keywords: true, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 20 Feb 91 00:30:04 GMT Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I found this warning on a small utility knife in MIT's lab supply: Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. So many people use "joke" or "submission" like I was expecting something else?