Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!ogicse!decwrl!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: bryce@cbmvax.cbm.commodore.com (Bryce Nesbitt) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: You don't *WANT* our money? Keywords: topical, smirk Message-ID: Date: 2 Mar 91 08:20:07 GMT Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I hear AT&T is planning on taking over Unisys... they finally found a company that won't put up any resistance. [Adapted from an original joke by Martin Hunt] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?