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From: carter@cat27.cs.wisc.edu (Gregory Carter)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.mac.misc
Subject: Re: give me solid facts: why is the mac better than MeSsy DOS/WINDOWS
Keywords: Idiotic, futility, boring, etc. etc. etc...
Message-ID: <1991Mar6.192401.10935@daffy.cs.wisc.edu>
Date: 6 Mar 91 19:24:01 GMT
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Well, golly jeepers, (er huh!) my machine is better because I have a
window on mine, that (uh HUH, golly) that I can open up and expands so
large that my monitor explodes!!!

And my computer uses a REAL mouse, you have to catch your own and gut IT OUT
and hook it up to your computer...UH HER!  Gosh golly ain't that neato.

Aaaa And my machine comes with a built in shaver that allows me to save
time and effort and cleans up the mess too!

Gosh golly, (er HUh!), what can yours computers do's?  I got mine at a
local TARGET and it was much better than any of yours!  

Yeah, so my computer is has better features than yours....

Eeeks!  (My mouse moved, dam thing ain't dead yet, well, just another feature!)

---Gregory