Path: utzoo!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: bahn_pr%ncsd.dnet@gte.com Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: two lions escape from the zoo. Keywords: funny, computer Message-ID: Date: 6 Mar 91 00:30:04 GMT Lines: 31 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca >From: BUNNY::"PALMER@TALLIS.ENET.DEC.COM" 11-DEC-1990 12:52:20.75 Two lions escape from the zoo. They decide that they'd better split up, but agree to meet three months later at a given spot. Three months go by and they meet at the appointed place. One is very skinny and the other appears very robust. The Robust One (TRO): What happened to you? You look terrible! The Skinny One (TSO): When we split up, I went to a nearby village. All I did was to eat one small person, and the villagers got very upset. They started chasing me with guns! I've been on the run ever since and haven't had a thing to eat since then. TRO: That's too bad. TSO: What about you? You seem to be doing well. TRO: Well, I made my way to Digital headquarters in Maynard. I've been eating a manager a week, and nobody seems to notice. I think this could apply to most conglomerates. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. So many people use "joke" or "submission" like I was expecting something else?