Path: utzoo!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!swrinde!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: cambler@polyslo.calpoly.edu (++Christopher();) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Dreams of the Leaders Keywords: topical, smirk Message-ID: Date: 7 Mar 91 08:20:12 GMT Lines: 21 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Saddam Hussien calls up George Bush. "Mr. President," he says, "I must discuss peace with you." "To what do I owe this sudden change of heart?" asks Bush. "You see," explains Hussein, "Last night I had a dream. And in this dream I was in your capitol, and I looked up upon the tallest building, and I saw a flag which read "Allah is Great", and I knew that Allah wanted me to make peace." "Well, that's just great," said Bush, "You know, I had a dream last night as well. I dreamt that I was in YOUR capitol, and I too saw such a flag." "Really?!" said Hussein, very surprised, "And what did this flag say?" "I couldn't tell you," replied Bush, "I can't read hebrew." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need an auto-reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead.