Path: utzoo!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!wuarchive!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: evan@apollo.com (Evan Morton) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Kiam/Saddam comeback Keywords: topical, sexual, chuckle, original Message-ID: Date: 7 Mar 91 17:20:05 GMT Lines: 19 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca .begin in 0.4in hbuck@biostats.hmc.psu.edu writes: Q: What do Saddam Hussein and Lisa Olson have in common? A: They've both been faced with Patriot missiles .end in Patriots manager Victor Kiam got into trouble with the press here by telling that joke in public. This leads to: Q: What do Victor Kiam and Saddam Hussein have in common? A: A big mouth, a losing team, and no respect for bush. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.