Path: utzoo!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!utgpu!attcan!looking!funny-request From: mckeown@cerl.uiuc.edu (John Mckeown) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: three men and a car Keywords: computer, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 9 Mar 91 11:30:03 GMT Lines: 20 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out. they screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks. they all got out of the car. the computer engineer said, "i think i can fix it." the systems analyst said, "no, i think we should take it into town and have a specialist look at it." the programmer said, "ok, but first i think we should get back in and see if it does it again." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca (ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.) Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca