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From: jhelbaum@princeton.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: The French Army
Keywords: topical, national stereotypes, smirk
Message-ID: <S239.3b12@looking.on.ca>
Date: 9 Mar 91 17:20:05 GMT
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A friend of mine told me this;  I'm pretty certain it's original.

French Army tanks have five gears:  four in reverse,
and one forwards - in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

==> Jason Elbaum     jhelbaum@phoenix.princeton.edu
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