Path: utzoo!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!wuarchive!rex!ames!sun-barr!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: m1pkd00@fed.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Have you driven a Ford, lately? Keywords: original, sexual stereotypes, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 11 Mar 91 00:30:03 GMT Lines: 51 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I made this up. *** Looking for a girl-friend *** Following are some of the requirements. * Make and Model : Human/Woman * Year : 1966 - 1972 * Mileage : Low (prefer ~0) * Engine : Three Cylinder (V-1 position) EFI** Multi-port Injection Single fuel intake/double exhaust (all three usable) Very low noise Quick acceleration (Zero to Sixty Nine in <8 sec.) A lot of horse power (must feel it) No exhaust fumes or smoke * Transmission : Manual Over-drive required Ease of use of the stick shift is a plus * Clutch : Good condition, should be able to handle hard driving in the city. * Breaks : Front - Disk, Rear - Cylinder (no leaks in the system and enough fluids) * Radiator : No boiling Quick warm up and cool down * Body : No Dents/Excellent Condition (well kept) Color - any (original hood color) Detailing - as needed but not over-done Blinking lights-any color (prefer blue) Weight - Less than 115 lb Pleasant Grill Easily Convertible (Remover cover at will) Comfortable Driver Seat Front and Back Double Soft-Cushion(tm) suspension Slim but adequate tires Absolutely no rust (must be checked and certified) Clean inside (should be able to eat off it) * Cost : Less than the Bill of rights ** EFI = Easy Front Interface -Prasad -------- -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?