Path: utzoo!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: bahn_pr%ncsd.dnet@gte.com Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: A woman walks into her psychiatrist's..... Keywords: heard it, funny, swearing Message-ID: Date: 13 Mar 91 11:30:03 GMT Lines: 14 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca from janet, the ftp sysmonster: Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says, "Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudian slips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was eating dinner with my mother, and I meant to say, "please pass the salt," but instead I said, "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.