Path: utzoo!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!swrinde!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: well!alcmist@fernwood.UUCP (Frederick Wamsley) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Offensive to Americans Keywords: topical, smirk Message-ID: Date: 18 Mar 91 17:20:04 GMT Lines: 10 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Why did the U.S. armed forces blow up an air raid shelter? Because they couldn't find a jetliner. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca (ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.) Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca