Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: bhayes@neon.stanford.edu (Barry Hayes) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: May be offensive to stupid people Keywords: smirk Message-ID: Date: 19 Mar 91 11:30:03 GMT Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca A stupid person checks into a hotel and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he halls the desk and say "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?" The desk clerks says, "Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?" The stupid person says, " Well, there's one door that leads to the bathroom. There's a second door that goes into the closet. And there's a door I haven'yt tried, but it has a 'do not disturb' sign on it." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.