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From: panoff@ncsc.org (Robert M. Panoff)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Saddam, Time to take your medicine!
Keywords: topical, original, smirk
Message-ID: <S248.1d95@looking.on.ca>
Date: 24 Mar 91 17:20:05 GMT
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Approved: funny@looking.on.ca


(original, although reminds me of variations...)

Upon hearing that Saddam had come down with a nasty cold, a Navy Doctor
from one of the carriers in the Gulf sent him some 12-hour Sudafed
capsules with the following prescription:

To feel better, take one.
To make everyone else feel better, take two.
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