Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!usc!cs.utexas.edu!bcm!dimacs.rutgers.edu!aramis.rutgers.edu!athos.rutgers.edu!christian From: irani@brahms.udel.edu (Jennifer Irani) Newsgroups: soc.religion.christian Subject: Joke Message-ID: Date: 25 Mar 91 07:49:24 GMT Sender: hedrick@athos.rutgers.edu Organization: University of Delaware Lines: 19 Approved: christian@aramis.rutgers.edu I attended a Walk Thru the Bible seminar this past weekend where the seminar instructor told numerous jokes. In fact, he kept us laughing almost the entire time! Here are two of my favorite jokes he told while teaching us about the Old Testament. They went something like this: After Samuel came: Saul, no heart David, whole heart Solomon, half heart and Bob, Newhart! Moses had to put up with the complaining of his people for years in the desert. When he finally went to God, he said, "These people are giving me a headache!" And the Lord said, "Take two tablets..." Jokes aside, I learned loads and would recommend the seminar for everyone!