Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!wuarchive!uunet!equinox!root From: root@equinox.UUCP (Super user) Newsgroups: comp.unix.sysv386 Subject: Re: a better analogy for the warranty discussion? Keywords: cars, books Message-ID: <30@equinox.UUCP> Date: 1 Apr 91 13:34:07 GMT References: <8273@rsiatl.Dixie.Com> <3X4AKI@xds13.ferranti.com> <8503@rsiatl.Dixie.Com> <9L5A_-3@xds13.ferranti.com> <8554@rsiatl.Dixie.Com> Reply-To: wolf@equinox.UUCP (Super user) Organization: equinox Lines: 56 > >For software, requiring that the package be returned in all the original >packaging with all the manuals, flyers, and disks. Not only does this >make it easier to repackage for resale, it notifies the customer that if >he's gonna take the software for a trial, he better take care of it. >That coupled with requiring an RA should handle the casual and/or >ridiculous people. Ultimately, so a few slip through, big deal. > >Whether one thinks this will work or not depends a lot in your view of >human nature. I happen to believe that most people will be honest >and ethical if given a chance to do so. > >John > >-- >John De Armond, WD4OQC | "Purveyors of speed to the Trade" (tm) When Arnet was trying to get its computer system sales going, we had a meeting to figure out someway to emphasize our service & reliability. Someone, (I don't remember who), suggested a Lifetime Satisfaction Guaranteed on the computer system (similar to Arnet's Lifetime guarantee on their boards). You can't guarantee a system like you can a board, of course. There are moving parts that will, fail. You could guarantee satisfaction, though. If a hard drive failed after four years, it wouldn't be materially covered. "Stuff" happens... Service & Tech. Support were against it. But the rest of us were very enthusiastic about it. We agreed with John, just look at a company like LL Bean that offers lifetime satisfaction for its products. Whoever returns any?? Within a day or two, we'd swung service and support around. Then to be sure, we each called a couple VARS. They hated the idea. "What are you going to do when a faster machine comes out and the user wants to return his old, slower machine?" said one Nashville VAR to me. He continued: "You don't sell much into endusers. Last month I had an enduser want to return a computer system because he didn't want to read the documentation!" Everybody else kinda got the same response. It was a beautiful idea, but it was scrapped. Software's a little different. I had an unpleasant experience when I tried upgrading with an Excelan TCP/IP driver. The old driver and Excelan board hadn't ever been used. When I tried installing it on Xenix 2.3, it wouldn't work. Tech Support told me I needed a new driver. They couldn't give me one. So I got transferred. THEY WANTED TO CHARGE ME OVER $750 FOR A DRIVER!! For a product that had never worked! To make matters worse, "three to four weeks for delivery". For $750 bucks I'd have the disks copied in 10 minutes! What are they using, express tortoise!? The right way: WordPerfect Corporation. Enough said. _________________________________________________________________ Arf, Yipe, Grrrrrrrr Equinox Systems (305) 255-3500 x289 Death to the Shah! 14260 SW 119th Ave, Miami FL 33186 WolF Kozel : Computers,kali,chess & beer