Path: utzoo!censor!geac!torsqnt!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: IRVINMJ@wsuvm1.csc.wsu.edu (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Buss Service Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: Date: 28 Mar 91 00:30:04 GMT Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca The following appeared in Jean Godden's column in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer on December 24, 1990 after an extraordinarily heavy snowfall crippled transportation services: Buss service: The Metro bus driver on No. 55 from West Seattle Friday morning announced over the microphone: "Keep pushing to the back, folks, make a few friend. Consider this a very crowded singles bar with bad service." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.