Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: ronnie@mindcrf.UUCP (Ronnie Kon) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: definition of divorce Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: Date: 1 Apr 91 00:30:04 GMT Lines: 17 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca From the Tonight Show last night: Item n on Johnny's list of "Things I have Learned": Never get too attached to a house. Robin William's comment on the above: "Ah yes, divorce. From the latin for 'having your genitals torn off through your wallet.'" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Please don't send me requests of the form, "could you please send me the joke about XXX?" Yes, I have it, but if I were willing to let myself be a joke server I would spend all day doing it. I reject all such requests.