Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!looking!funny-request From: L.DERNAY@genie.com Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Black hair? Keywords: sexual stereotypes, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 1 Apr 91 11:30:03 GMT Lines: 28 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca A heard this from a friend: Three guys are playing basketball at a local outside court and they pause to take a break. (Just for the sake of three names I'll use Moe, Larry, Curly).... Moe: Man, I wish I had a million bucks, I'd buy a car just like that big Caddilac over there. What would you do if you had a million bucks Larry? Larry:If I had a million bucks I'd buy a car just like that Porshe sitting over there. What would you do if you had a million bucks Curly? Curly:Gee, I don't know...I guess I'd have surgery to get thick black hair all all over my body. Moe: Why would you want black hair all over your body? Curly:Well, my sister only has a patch about this big, and she owns both those cars. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.