Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: jje@virtech.UUCP (Jeremy J. Epstein) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Israel's side of the Persian Gulf War Keywords: topical, sick, chuckle, iraq Message-ID: Date: 3 Apr 91 08:20:05 GMT Lines: 19 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca My sister sent these from Israel... * What do Israelis say when they hear a Scud? Grab a hot dog, here comes the mustard. * A real T-shirt: My uncle want to Tel Aviv and all that's left of him is this T-shirt. -- Jeremy Epstein TRW Systems Division -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Please don't send me requests of the form, "could you please send me the joke about XXX?" Yes, I have it, but if I were willing to let myself be a joke server I would spend all day doing it. I reject all such requests.