Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!wuarchive!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!mips!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: P.KIMMEL@genie.com (Renaissance) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Good news and bad news Keywords: smirk Message-ID: Date: 3 Apr 91 11:30:04 GMT Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca A doctor tells his patient: "I've got some bad news and good news for you. I'll tell you the bad news first. You have a very serious disease. On the average, only one person in ten with this condition will survive. The patient asks "What's the good news." The doctor replies: "My last nine patients died." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.