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Date: Mon, 8 Apr 1991 06:50:33 GMT
From: Tom Reingold
Newsgroups: comp.dcom.telecom
Subject: Re: Mystery Solved (was: Strange Phone Calls)
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Here are two anecdotes, if you care to read them.
I worked at Bellcore where someone had built an experimental phone
switch that ran on a UNIX system and was therefore programmable in the
way I know best. For outgoing calls, it could read a text file and
speak through a DECTALK.
I used this to deal with a bureaucracy: I needed to call the state
Department of Motor Vehicles, and as is so in every state, the line
was eternally busy. After 5:00 pm on the dot, there was no answer.
So I had the switch retry every three minutes or so. When it got
through, it said, "Hello, hello? Is this the department of motor
vehicles? I have someone on the line who wants to talk with you."
Then it connected me.
I usually find this practice -- even with secretaries -- rude, but I
feel less guilt in dealing with the DMV.
Everyone in my workgroup got an automated ad, saying that if we called
a certain 800 number, we would win a free vacation. It was really
obnoxious. This was before 900 numbers existed, though. So I had the
phone switch call the 800 number every 90 seconds for about 90
minutes. I had it say something to the effect that the purpose of the
call was to make them realize how annoying automated phone calls are
and that I sincerely hope that the proprietor consider another line of
business. I also implied that his offer was not legitimate.
After the 90 minutes, I called and got a woman's voice. She sounded
tired. I asked, "Have you been getting my automated messages?" She
paused silently, then said sharply, "Hold on a minute." I got a man
who cursed me out in the most vile and obscene language you can
imagine. He claimed that his business was legitimate and that he was
having the phone company trace the calls. Wouldn't it have been funny
if he had found out that the "phone company" had made the calls? He
also tried to point out that I had only been called once. Of course I
pointed out that the total accumulated inconvenience he had caused to
many people was probably quite large, so his argument wasn't very
strong. It's sort of like stealing a tenth of a penny from everyone's
bank account and making millions of dollars. Can you argue that it
cost no one a significant amount therefore your deed is insignificant?
Anyway, nothing was resolved, and my mean streak was satisfied, for
better or worse.
Tom Reingold tr@samadams.princeton.edu OR ...!princeton!samadams!tr
[Moderator's Note: Would it have been funny if he found out the phone
company was making the calls? No, I think not. Your employer might
well have gotten sued and you might well have gotten fired, especially
if your employer got sued. Out the door on your ass in a manner of
speaking. His individual calls to individual phone numbers might well
have been obnoxious; they were most likely not illegal. Your repeated
telephone calls, intended to harrass, were illegal. People who do
these things always lose in court. Do you remember the case involving
the very hostile fellow a few years ago who set his computer and modem
to call Jerry Falwell's 800 number once a minute for about a month?
Once a minute, around the clock, Falwell's automatic call distributor
would hand out a call to a 'counselor standing by to speak with you'
which was nothing but dead silence. Modems, after all, have nothing to
say to anyone, and they don't even start squealing until they hear
another of their kind on the line. Some 43,000 calls and about
$12,000 - $15,000 later, when the problem was identified (the local
Bell and the director of telecom for Falwell's organization both
originally thought the problem was a faulty circuit in the ACD or a
piece of bad equipment in the CO), they traced the calls and caught
the turkey .... he got sued for $50,000 (actual plus punitive) and
Falwell won the case. Telco wound up writing it off as goodwill, but
they were screaming for blood also where the 'mad dialer' was
concerned. I'd take care if I were you. It could get messy. PAT]