Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: 6600galt@ucsbuxa.bitnet Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: St. Patrick's Day Keywords: topical, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 4 Apr 91 17:20:05 GMT Lines: 10 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Dean Opperman of radio station KCQR (Santa Barbara) reported some trouble at a local elementary school when the principal told the kids to "act Irish in honor of St. Patrick's Day." They bombed their school bus. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.