Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: emigh@ncsugn.ncsu.edu (Ted H. Emigh) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The DNC Keywords: topical, chuckle, iraq Message-ID: Date: 5 Apr 91 17:20:07 GMT Lines: 10 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca The Democratic National Committee is requesting humanitarian aid from the U.N., claiming that it suffered "catastrophic damage" from the Gulf War. --From "The State Critic", 27 March 1991. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.